Potty Problems?

As with every day, Mother Nature tends to call now and again.

Recently, I ‘paid a visit’ in the ladies on the second floor of our beloved J block at the University of Westminster’s Harrow Campus.

I sat down and was quietly doing my ‘business’ when I noticed a sign on the back of the door which read:



I could just be a trifle pedantic and petty, but could someone please tell me the best way to ‘minimise use’?!

As far as I am concerned, if I’ve got to go, I’ve got to go. Should I really risk my life and hold it all in for five hours every day?!